Friday, April 30
Who Reads This Shit?
Okay, I just want to get a sense on how many people read my shit. If you read my crap every so often or whatever send me an email at
keepfiringassholes@fastmail.fm
I know the .fm thing is weird, but it really does work. Even if I already know that you read it, just send something, I want to know just how public this really is, if anybody even cares about my bitching. Who all will I hear from? No one knows.
keepfiringassholes@fastmail.fm
I know the .fm thing is weird, but it really does work. Even if I already know that you read it, just send something, I want to know just how public this really is, if anybody even cares about my bitching. Who all will I hear from? No one knows.
Thank Goodness it's Blah
Yay for Friday. I'm sitting here at work eating a leftover bean burrito listening to my Chicago Soundtrack, so it's pretty nice, didn't even have history class today. Later I'm going to my friends' party at their parents house in Allen, I'm not sure where that is exactly, but my roommate's got directions. "No, not chewin', POPPIN'!" I'm looking up information on "positive discipline" right now, well not RIGHT now, but yeah, you get what I mean. Huh, how sad, I have no quirky anecdotes to share, my brain is so fried from earlier this week, "he had strength and she had none and yet they both reached for the gun." Oh, my roommate made fun of me for attacking my burrito last night, I was starving, the cafeteria food sucked an exceptional amount yesterday. I think that's about it. I still get a little sad over my breakup, but now I'm single, I can go out on the town, no strings attached. Yeah, like that'll happen, it took me 18 years to snag a guy I'll probably spend another 18 trying to do the same thing again. No, must have high self-esteem, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me." Or maybe I should think of Chris Farley's motivational speaker character, yeah you know what I'm talking about, I wish I could do a proper imitation in print, but I don't think that'll work to well, you'll just have to rely on your own resources for that visual. Well, I finish out my blahzay day, hopefully that party will be pretty fun tonight. Man, I can't wait to go back home, I need a break. Razzle Dazzle 'em.
Thursday, April 29
Random Quote of the Day
Oh just wave something shiny in front of him. That's how we got Manhattan from the gay Indians.
Wednesday, April 28
Random Quote of the Day
TA ~ "Wow, that looks really nice."
Me ~ "Ah, thanks. I'm touched. There wasn't any sarcasm in that."
Me ~ "Ah, thanks. I'm touched. There wasn't any sarcasm in that."
Cause Breaking Up is Hard to Do
I don't think hectic even begins to describe the past couple of days, and then throw in emotionally stressful, well now that's a great mixture for great fun. Sad as it is, I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday, it was one of those kind of things that even if I wasn't a part of it would have made me cry, but I knew the relationship wasn't getting any better and prolonging it would have just made it worse. I'm still mopey (considering this is my first breakup EVER, I think I'm doing okay), but I am relieved that I turned in my communication design portfolio today, so I've got a lot less stress there, so much shit to get together in so short of time.
My sister is always amazed that I actually think, she cracks me up, my family always thinks that I don't ever plan ahead or know much of anything, she said if it was her relationship she probably would of let it go on until she hated the guy and he hated her, but I really didn't want that. I also told her that I dyed my hair red, so my actions amazed her even more because I would do something weird like that, but still be smart. By the way, for all who don't know this, breaking up is much easier in theory than in actual practice, and it doesn't help that while I may not seem all that emotional, the people who really know me know that I am very sensitive and empathetic and cannot hide my feelings whatsoever.
Well, only a week and a half until I move out of the dorms, and then three weeks back in EP and then I come back for summer school in which I will live with my sister in her brand new house. Damn, that means I have to clean my room and pack up all my crap, fun fun. I've still got over an hour to my history class so I'm going to try not think too much for a while, cause when I think too much I make myself sad all over again, but all will be well in the end :-)
My sister is always amazed that I actually think, she cracks me up, my family always thinks that I don't ever plan ahead or know much of anything, she said if it was her relationship she probably would of let it go on until she hated the guy and he hated her, but I really didn't want that. I also told her that I dyed my hair red, so my actions amazed her even more because I would do something weird like that, but still be smart. By the way, for all who don't know this, breaking up is much easier in theory than in actual practice, and it doesn't help that while I may not seem all that emotional, the people who really know me know that I am very sensitive and empathetic and cannot hide my feelings whatsoever.
Well, only a week and a half until I move out of the dorms, and then three weeks back in EP and then I come back for summer school in which I will live with my sister in her brand new house. Damn, that means I have to clean my room and pack up all my crap, fun fun. I've still got over an hour to my history class so I'm going to try not think too much for a while, cause when I think too much I make myself sad all over again, but all will be well in the end :-)
Tuesday, April 27
Monday, April 26
Redhot Hairstyles
Who says blondes have more fun, I think redheads do. I'm so excited my hair is a nice red now, it's very fun, hopefully most people will like it, but if they don't, oh well. I might have to dye it again though, I still have a little blonde showing through, but it's not too noticable, only if you really look. Well now I'm trying to finish up my laundry, I don't have any clean tighty whiteys left, kind of scary that is, and I have to finish up my art projects this week, but once they're done it will be smooth sailing, and that will be soooo nice. Today was fun, me and my roommate had lots of good sittin' around time, and we hung out today with some friends outside cause it was really nice out and had fun, this was a really nice and pretty relaxing weekend considering I had a lot of crap to do. Gonna finish up my laundry, for those that can see me tomorrow, I hope you all like my hair, I know I do, YAY!
Sunday, April 25
Random Quote of the Day
When BAM, the wind whipped through my hair! Knotting it, causing it to split, it was awful. I had to have conditioner in my hair for three weeks.
Saturday, April 24
Queers, Tacos, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda
Well so far this weekend has been great! Two tornado drills Friday night, stubbed my big toe rather badly (it was bleeding kind of bad for a while), complained to my friend in San Antonio about my stubbed toe, put ice on the toe, then ate some pizza with some buds, and watched an episode of "Queer as Folk" but I don't really remember a whole lot because everyone was talking, but the sex scenes were rather vivid and stay in my mind, then went back to my room and my roommate and I watched half of "Finding Nemo" before falling asleep. Oh, and today was even more exciting, I woke up to some random call with a recording so I hung up, went to a little frame store to order mat boards for my portfolio pieces, then watched tv while lying in bed, then went to Taco Bell with my roomie, and then I painted some on my design piece. Doesn't all that sound sooo exciting? You better believe it does, yeah, I know it. Man I can't wait until I got all my crap set up and gone and not have to deal with it anymore, after this week all I've got are finals, which are a lot less stressful than my portfolio and projects that count twice as much as all my others, and blah, blah, blah; yadda, yadda, yadda. "We went out, had some dinner, yadda, yadda, yadda" "You yadda yaddad over sex?" "Yep" Ah good old Seinfeld for those who didn't avidly watch and have no idea what I'm talking about, that's okay, your loss not mine, it's not my fault your a dumbass and didn't watch one of the funniest sitcoms EVER! It's one of those shows that will be on Nick at Nite in the future, that's how good it is, and someday it'll be on TV Land along with I Love Lucy and All in the Family, now that's good quality television, if there is such a thing. Damn tv, it's sucking out my brain, taking away my individuality, but........it has given me plenty of random quotes and things that make me laugh no matter how many times I hear or see them, ah good times. Well, I'm done with my banter for now, I'm going to watch the rest of Lethal Weapon 2 on TNT. Go boob tube! Oh wait, there was just an incredibly stupid ad for the NBA Playoffs and Van Helsing integrated in an odd, confusing way, that was really stupid, wow.
Friday, April 23
Random Quote of the Day
Would you like a smoke and a pancake? A what? A smoke and a pancake. You know, a flapjack and a cigarrette? No. A cigar and a waffle? No. A pipe and a crepe? No. A bong and a blintz? No. Then there is no pleasing you.
Thursday, April 22
Ah, Strings
The Dallas Cowboys should be called the Dallas Tampons, because they only last one period and have one string to pull. That's such a bad joke, but I felt like writing it anyways even though I think most people have heard it before, oh well. I think my portfolio review will go okay, I think I can get all I need for it without too much hassle, now lets just hope I get accepted, won't that be a fun little while waiting to hear if I bombed or soared, eek! I'm excited because I think I got quite a few extra credit points in gov't class, woohoo, that might help cancel out the lack of studying I did for the quiz today, d'oh. Oh, and I lent my Animaniacs CD to someone who appreciates their stupidity, it's nice to know that I'm not the only one who will listen to idiotic songs from a cartoon that doesn't get nearly enough credit as it should, le sigh. Well, not much else to talk about, maybe I'll get on a "silly high" later and write some nonsense, but for now this will have to do.
Wednesday, April 21
Cricket, Cricket.....
Well, I kind of slept through my Design class today, whoops, but it's not bad, nothing was due today and....yeah, I just didn't wake up until an hour into class so I said, "Shit!" and then went back to sleep for a while. I had a history test today that I think I did pretty good on, I love my history teacher, I really truly remember what she says most of the time so I hardly have to study, and her tests aren't bad at all, very cool. I'm actually wearing shorts today, it's starting to get really hot out, I'm not used to the humidity, I think I'm gonna die once summer hits. I really don't have any work to do right now, but I'm hesitant to tell Dr. M that, maybe I'll continue pretending to work, and listen to my Austin Powers CD to keep with the theme of my quotes....honestly.
My friend called me yesterday, she was all excited that she found someone else who got our joke, see we do this everytime it gets quiet and every time I try making a cricket noise nobody gets it, so I've given up that and I just say "Cricket, cricket" which still confuses people, but whatever. Well, she extended on this joke "Cricket, cricket. Tumbleweed, tumbleweed." which no one ever gets, (we're from the desert so when it's quiet and still we think of tumbleweeds, uh, tumbling by) but to finish it off I had also added a little something "Cricket, cricket. Tumbleweed, tumbleweed. Rustle, rustle......who the hell's Russell?" See this joke cracks us up everytime, but to everyone else we're just retards and I suppose if you've read this far, you're probably a retard too, so welcome to the club, but we're running low on ice, could you go to the Circle K and get some? Yeah, thanks a bunch. We'll be here when you get back, we won't take off or anything.....honestly. Umm.....ok....I think I'm done now ^.^
My friend called me yesterday, she was all excited that she found someone else who got our joke, see we do this everytime it gets quiet and every time I try making a cricket noise nobody gets it, so I've given up that and I just say "Cricket, cricket" which still confuses people, but whatever. Well, she extended on this joke "Cricket, cricket. Tumbleweed, tumbleweed." which no one ever gets, (we're from the desert so when it's quiet and still we think of tumbleweeds, uh, tumbling by) but to finish it off I had also added a little something "Cricket, cricket. Tumbleweed, tumbleweed. Rustle, rustle......who the hell's Russell?" See this joke cracks us up everytime, but to everyone else we're just retards and I suppose if you've read this far, you're probably a retard too, so welcome to the club, but we're running low on ice, could you go to the Circle K and get some? Yeah, thanks a bunch. We'll be here when you get back, we won't take off or anything.....honestly. Umm.....ok....I think I'm done now ^.^
Random Quote of the Day
Oh let's take a smell shall we? Wafting, wafting, oh this is magic. Everyone loves their own brand don't they? That could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick and ass, like a dead carcass. You know when you go into in an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking and you wonder, "hey, what are they cooking?" That, plus crap.
Tuesday, April 20
Solid Gold!
Well, I didn't write yesterday, cause nothing was accomplished yesterday, the most significant part of my day was me and my roommate watched Austin Powers in Goldmember, hence the quote of the day being what it is. I've got to turn in my one-point perspective drawing today, and I feel it looks pretty damn good, not perfect, but good. Not much else going on besides trying to get all my shit together, oh look now you're farfrompoopin' (sorry, bad joke from an El Paso comedian). At the moment I have about five different songs playing in my head, whenever I reach a spot in one song where I don't remember anymore of the words I switch to another, helps keep the insanity in my head going at a constant speed.
I hate the printer in this office, it's so evil, it won't print PDF files in a timely manner and it doesn't help that I have to print off over 50 pages of it, it's taking so friggin' long. Damn evil printer, it was probably made by the Dutch. Hey look everyone my vinky vas a key! HAHAHA! Oh, I guess I'll get some work done or try and study for my history test tomorrow, ah, good times.
I hate the printer in this office, it's so evil, it won't print PDF files in a timely manner and it doesn't help that I have to print off over 50 pages of it, it's taking so friggin' long. Damn evil printer, it was probably made by the Dutch. Hey look everyone my vinky vas a key! HAHAHA! Oh, I guess I'll get some work done or try and study for my history test tomorrow, ah, good times.
Monday, April 19
Random Quote of the Day
My ex-wife was half Chinese and half Jewish, I was always mad at her in the mornings because she would always put fortunes in the bagels, and then she would only leave one shoe outside the door, damn woman.
Sunday, April 18
Somebody Shoot ME!
I can't stand this damn room anymore, and no one is here to listen to me bitch. Ah God, this sucks and now I have gone into hyperactive whiney mode, I'm going to scream my fuckin' head off AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really hate this room, it sucks so much, so much so does it suck, I can't emphasize how freakin' tired I am of being in here, but I've got nowhere else to go. How sad is this, I'm writing out my half assed complaints, and I've officially been holding conversations with myself for quite a few hours now, I do kind of anyways, but not constantly. Oh, and I've officially decided that guys are waaaaay worse than girls in bitchiness too, at least everyone knows what I'm bitching about, I'm lonely damnit, somebody talk to me! And I've been calling my mom too much, not that she's not nice to talk to, but yeah, and I'm tired of talking only online or on the phone, I have had very limited contact with real people. I don't think it helps matters that I'm semi-anti-social, and I can't spend any more money on me, and I do have shit I could do, but I'm sooooo not in the mood, good lord this sucks, I don't think I will ever stop bitching. Alright I'm going to silently bitch to myself, and then try to console myself because my life isn't really that crappy, but right now I truly believe it is. If anyone pities me, you really shouldn't, and if you don't you really suck too. Stop looking at me swan!
Out of the Loop
It's my sister's birthday today and I would like to do something, but I don't know what she's up to and I called my bro to see if he was doing anything for her, but no one answered and I wouldn't be surprised if they are doing something cause they always forget to tell me about it. I really don't want to be in my room right now, maybe I'll work on my project, then I won't feel so bad, but this sucks, almost as much as tour groups. I don't even know what to get my sis, I can make a card, nice cheapo college student gift, I don't of any other things she wants besides a TV and I really can't afford that, I suppose I could get her movie or something, but I don't know what movie she would want. Shit. I'll try to figure out what I'm doing later, I'll just sit around and mope for a while right now though, maybe eat a bowl a cereal or something. Le sigh.....
Saturday, April 17
Coloring!
Just taking a break from doing my drawing, and if I do say so myself I think it's going to come out very cool looking, I'm excited. My face is coming out a little more psychotic looking than I was planning (in the drawing dumbass, I know my face is already psychotic looking in real life, I'm doing kind of a self-portrait), but this may be for the best, who knows. I was just glad that I get to use my colored pencils, they're so pretty and I haven't had a reason to use them for a while. Also, I went to an the Amon Carter Art Museum with this girl from my Art Appreciation class, she was nice but very quiet, so I haven't really, really talked to anyone today, so if anyone crosses my path right now I'll probably talk their ears off and they'll run off screaming into the distance as I babble continuously. So anyways, I think I'm going to...........
BEEP! We interupt this broadcast to bring you a special report:
"Tour groups suck so much! I was taking a shower today and I have to use a community bath and right when I got done and had just finished changing, the tour guide brought in the women from the tour group into the bathroom. Oh look, how 'bout we invade the college girls' personal space and make their lives even worse than they need to be. '50 girls share 7 bathroom and shower stalls, doesn't that suck' yeah, it kind of does, thanks for reminding me. It's not really 50 girls anyways cause there's another bathroom down the other hall so it's more like 25, but that's not the point. The point is tour groups and tour guides SUCK! Well, now that everybody is aware of the crappiness of tours, back to your reguarly scheduled programming."
.....well to make a long story short, this is the stone I passed.
BEEP! We interupt this broadcast to bring you a special report:
"Tour groups suck so much! I was taking a shower today and I have to use a community bath and right when I got done and had just finished changing, the tour guide brought in the women from the tour group into the bathroom. Oh look, how 'bout we invade the college girls' personal space and make their lives even worse than they need to be. '50 girls share 7 bathroom and shower stalls, doesn't that suck' yeah, it kind of does, thanks for reminding me. It's not really 50 girls anyways cause there's another bathroom down the other hall so it's more like 25, but that's not the point. The point is tour groups and tour guides SUCK! Well, now that everybody is aware of the crappiness of tours, back to your reguarly scheduled programming."
.....well to make a long story short, this is the stone I passed.
Friday, April 16
It's That Time Again
I was almost afraid to come into work today after hearing a couple of my coworkers sing "the Battle of New Orleans" yesterday. Anytime anyone starts singing Johnny Horton that's my cue to leave. Oh and they also got the "ants go marching one by one" stuck in my head, after being poorly whistled, hurrah, hurrah. Damnit. It's still there. Well, I get to go to an academic advisor today and maybe I can get all my crap sorted out for school, yay. And I'm soooo glad it's that time of the month again, yay nice and uncomfortable for a couple days, but don't worry all, I really don't PMS, I think my boyfriend is worse than I am and he doesn't even have hormones to blame it on, whatever. Bitch, bitch, bitch, that's what I do best. Hurrah, hurrah, the ants go marching one by one hurrah, hurrah.....Damnit.
Hmmm....well, I guess I'll try doing a little work before I have to leave here, but don't be surprised if that doesn't happen. Until next time!
Hmmm....well, I guess I'll try doing a little work before I have to leave here, but don't be surprised if that doesn't happen. Until next time!
Thursday, April 15
Dumbass
Well, I made a dumbass of myself last night when I went out to eat with my boyfriend. See, I can't eat a whole lot at once and I always feel bad when we go out to eat and it looks like I've eaten nothing when I'm actually full. So, even though I was starting to feel kind of sick to my stomach I kept on eating because I wanted to eat at least half my meal, well to make a short story long, I tossed my cookies and made an ass of myself. Dumbass am I. We were going to go to movie afterwards as well, but obviously I didn't feel to good so we watched Kill Bill at his place, very weird but interesting movie and ridicuously gory, but I think that was the point.
Okay, now that I'm over telling everyone about my idiocies I'll talk about the events, or lack thereof, of today. Didn't get too much accomplished. I took a little quiz today to see what Sesame Street character I'm most like and I'm an Ernie, that made me happy, cuz Ernie kicks, boo ya! Other than that nothing much, soooo......I don't have any good stupidities in my head to share so I guess I'll stop right here. Now. Stop.
Okay, now that I'm over telling everyone about my idiocies I'll talk about the events, or lack thereof, of today. Didn't get too much accomplished. I took a little quiz today to see what Sesame Street character I'm most like and I'm an Ernie, that made me happy, cuz Ernie kicks, boo ya! Other than that nothing much, soooo......I don't have any good stupidities in my head to share so I guess I'll stop right here. Now. Stop.
Wednesday, April 14
ADD
Okay, apparently everyone in the office has ADD, including yours truly. I have no more focus now and Dr. Morrison is gone, and I have no more immediate work to do anyways. I could always study, but I'll pass on that. I get to go to a movie tonight since my boyfriend has free tickets, but that means I have to drive my butt over to his place and tonight's a school night so that also means I have to drive my butt back.
Well, I suppose life doesn't hate me as much as I thought because the community college I wanted to go to for summer school now has both of the classes I need instead of just the one, so I get to have cheaper rates and free housing because my sis said I could live with her and her hubby in their new house, I can help decorate :o) I sent in my application for the school today, hopefully, just hopefully everything will be as it should be and all will be at peace. It really isn't that bad, but I really don't want to have to go to school another year, and I really enjoy complaining about all the shit that happens to me, hehe.
Do geese see God?
Well, I suppose life doesn't hate me as much as I thought because the community college I wanted to go to for summer school now has both of the classes I need instead of just the one, so I get to have cheaper rates and free housing because my sis said I could live with her and her hubby in their new house, I can help decorate :o) I sent in my application for the school today, hopefully, just hopefully everything will be as it should be and all will be at peace. It really isn't that bad, but I really don't want to have to go to school another year, and I really enjoy complaining about all the shit that happens to me, hehe.
Do geese see God?
Damn That Kinkos
.....and when they poked it, the tumor went ow. Sorry I'm watching Will and Grace right now. Nothing new has happened with my crappy art class situation, and I drove around for quite some time trying to find a Kinkos with my roommate. Ahhh, good times, can't find a Kinkos in a reasonable amount of time in a reasonably close area. I like the fact that I can be an ass and still likable as my roommate just informed me before, she can never stay angry at me, so sweet. My brain has kind of shut off now and nothing exciting happened to me at all today, so this is the end of this very short shpeel.
Tuesday, April 13
Monday, April 12
Stupid School
Well, now I'm slightly peeved because I can't into one of my art classes in the summer here at my stupid school and I'm trying to get my portfolio done so I can get accepted to the comm design program, but that won't do me much good if I can't get the classes I need so now I'm trying to get in a community college that offers it and hopefully, just hopefully, everything will work out in a semi-descent manner and hopefully I don't go bald by the end of the semester.
ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, my room mate was nice enough to sit still for a couple of hours so I could draw her so that I have a figure drawing for my portfolio now, baby steps in trying to get everything done. I think I can get through all this, I'll just keep on trucking. Well, I'm about to fall asleep, soooo......yeah.
ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, my room mate was nice enough to sit still for a couple of hours so I could draw her so that I have a figure drawing for my portfolio now, baby steps in trying to get everything done. I think I can get through all this, I'll just keep on trucking. Well, I'm about to fall asleep, soooo......yeah.
Sunday, April 11
Happy Easter!
Mmmm.....good eatin' and good candy and good family time. I went to mass today at my sister's church, and it was kind of....what's the word....strange, I just have never seen an Indian priest. Not that there's anything wrong with that, he was just kind of hard to understand cause he had a really thick accent, plus I don't think I've ever known an Indian Catholic, well, I guess I've never known many Indians to begin with, I think I'm just making an ass of myself so I'm just going to shutup now.
It was nice hanging out with my brother and sisters, haven't done that in a while, there was much chaos and idiocy, very fun. Let's just say there were "frank 'n beans", cockaroach humor, and poorly decorated eggs with stupid comments written on them. My sister-in-law got to take her motorcycle class this weekend and now she's going to get a "kickass" scooter, it actually does look pretty cool, but it just sounds funny. My mom got through her retina surgery okay, but now she has to lay on her stomach for two weeks cause she has to keep her head down, she says her eye is all swollen and it looks like she's been in a fight and I told her to stop getting into all those bar brawls at work, but does she listen? We've been theorizing on how she got her retina detached (oh, by the way, for most other people with detached retinas there are about 3 or 4 tears, my mom had 12, when she does something, she does it well) and we think it might be from her violent sneezing or blowing her nose too hard, or maybe the combination of both. Poor Mommy. Well, I better get back to work on my design project, or maybe I'll just go to bed, who knows.
It was nice hanging out with my brother and sisters, haven't done that in a while, there was much chaos and idiocy, very fun. Let's just say there were "frank 'n beans", cockaroach humor, and poorly decorated eggs with stupid comments written on them. My sister-in-law got to take her motorcycle class this weekend and now she's going to get a "kickass" scooter, it actually does look pretty cool, but it just sounds funny. My mom got through her retina surgery okay, but now she has to lay on her stomach for two weeks cause she has to keep her head down, she says her eye is all swollen and it looks like she's been in a fight and I told her to stop getting into all those bar brawls at work, but does she listen? We've been theorizing on how she got her retina detached (oh, by the way, for most other people with detached retinas there are about 3 or 4 tears, my mom had 12, when she does something, she does it well) and we think it might be from her violent sneezing or blowing her nose too hard, or maybe the combination of both. Poor Mommy. Well, I better get back to work on my design project, or maybe I'll just go to bed, who knows.
Saturday, April 10
Friday, April 9
Kickin' My Own Ass
Alright, so I went biking with my sis and her boyfriend and now my ass is soo frickin' sore. The first half of the ride wasn't bad, but then we turned around, I did not realize is was that windy today until I tried riding against it, argh. Needless to say, I will be quite sore tomorrow especially since I don't go bike riding very often anyways and then riding 15 miles just because is going to cause a few muscles to ache. Nothing much else happened to me today except that I got some free food from my bro, but my mom has had quite an interesting day. With having cataract surgery not too long ago my mom thought she just had a some fluid build up in her eye cause she couldn't really see out of it, but apparently her retina detached, not good. So now she has to go through surgery tonight after sitting in the hospital all day cause they have to fix it right away otherwise she might go blind in the one eye. It does sound like they can take care of it, but worrisome nonetheless.
Besides my mom having eye problems my day has been pretty good, I ditched work and school to give myself a three day weekend and hung out with my sibs today, and I might go to a comedy club with my sister, but they might only let people in 21 and up, grrr. Well, better get back to painting my beautiful design project, it's not going to finish itself, and that's sad cause I want to be a lazy ass, oh wait, I already am.
Besides my mom having eye problems my day has been pretty good, I ditched work and school to give myself a three day weekend and hung out with my sibs today, and I might go to a comedy club with my sister, but they might only let people in 21 and up, grrr. Well, better get back to painting my beautiful design project, it's not going to finish itself, and that's sad cause I want to be a lazy ass, oh wait, I already am.
Thursday, April 8
Wednesday, April 7
Severe Stupidity of the Day
Roomy: "T-I-G-E-R-S"
Me: tergis?
Don't think you're better than me, if you heard it spoken aloud it would be harder to figure out, but it's just written for you to read clearly. Don't judge me.
Me: tergis?
Don't think you're better than me, if you heard it spoken aloud it would be harder to figure out, but it's just written for you to read clearly. Don't judge me.
You Stole My Jesus Fish!
Oh man, my friend told me something quite humorous the other day. Apparently her history teacher wanted to know if anyone in her class knew what Passover is, she did, but like so many of us she just really didn't want to answer. Well, in his limited knowledge of Judaism (like I know so much, but more than him, at least I appreciate the irony of his forthcoming statement) he said that Passover is like Jewish Easter.....let it sink in....hopefully you get the nice contradiction and if you don't, I'm sorry. Really, I am.
Nothing much new with me besides that story, other than that just more random thoughts. Got to hear the red-headed stranger sing yesterday (not Willie Nelson, one of my friends) and she was on fire, I love her singing style, all I can do is play a few Disney songs on the piano and sing poorly along with them, I think I'll stick to drawing. Got a gov't quiz tomorrow that I'm not studying for, I might do something for Easter, damn my life's boring, but I'm too lazy to do anything interesting, such a quandry that is. Oh well, maybe some interesting predicament will come my way to make a nice little story, but for now ya'll are going to have to be happy with this. Toodles.
Nothing much new with me besides that story, other than that just more random thoughts. Got to hear the red-headed stranger sing yesterday (not Willie Nelson, one of my friends) and she was on fire, I love her singing style, all I can do is play a few Disney songs on the piano and sing poorly along with them, I think I'll stick to drawing. Got a gov't quiz tomorrow that I'm not studying for, I might do something for Easter, damn my life's boring, but I'm too lazy to do anything interesting, such a quandry that is. Oh well, maybe some interesting predicament will come my way to make a nice little story, but for now ya'll are going to have to be happy with this. Toodles.
Random Quote of the Day
BIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(only a select few truly understand the beauty of this)
(only a select few truly understand the beauty of this)
I Love the 80's
YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 80's or early 90's IF-
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE."
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair"
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom......................
8. Two words: M.C. Hammer
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock."
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales."
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
16. You made your Mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.
17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
18. You wore Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it.
19. L.A. Gear...
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.
21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all the Ramona books.
22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"
23. You wanted to be a Goonie.
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing.
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off...
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
27. You took Lunch Pails to school.
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.
30. You remember Hypercolor T-shirts.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
32. You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up.
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets.
34. You ever owned a pair of jelly shoes.
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know what you are, but what am I?"
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's.
41. You've gone through this list occasionally saying "Totally awesome"
42. You remember Popples.
43. "Don't worry, be happy"
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.
45. You wore socks scrunched down.
46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
47. You remember boom boxes Vs. CD players.
48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.
49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"
50. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales"
51. You thought Doogie Howser was hot.
52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on Saved By the Bell," the ORIGINAL class.
55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME.
56. The only rapper you knew of was Vanilla Ice.
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE."
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair"
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom......................
8. Two words: M.C. Hammer
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock."
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales."
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
16. You made your Mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.
17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
18. You wore Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it.
19. L.A. Gear...
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.
21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all the Ramona books.
22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"
23. You wanted to be a Goonie.
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing.
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off...
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
27. You took Lunch Pails to school.
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.
30. You remember Hypercolor T-shirts.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
32. You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up.
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets.
34. You ever owned a pair of jelly shoes.
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know what you are, but what am I?"
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's.
41. You've gone through this list occasionally saying "Totally awesome"
42. You remember Popples.
43. "Don't worry, be happy"
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.
45. You wore socks scrunched down.
46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
47. You remember boom boxes Vs. CD players.
48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.
49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"
50. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales"
51. You thought Doogie Howser was hot.
52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on Saved By the Bell," the ORIGINAL class.
55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME.
56. The only rapper you knew of was Vanilla Ice.
Tuesday, April 6
Hmmmm......
If our hands and ears were our private parts, would we just wear gloves and earmuffs? That's a stupid question, cause we all wear other clothing than just our underwear, though I guess that would be the minimum amount of clothing you can have on until you're considered naked. I wonder how swimsuits would be then. And would erotic pictures require showing just little bit of ear? Hmmmm.....yes indeed. Quite a quandry this hypothetical question, but it is hypothetical soooo......who the hell cares?
Okay, now that I've wasted a minute of your time, I'll continue to do so cause I've still got 40 minutes left at work :o( and I've finished most of my stuff, as suprising as this may sound, I actually do get things accomplished. I'm participating in Artist Expressions tomorrow, I'm actually going to play some Disney songs on the piano, hope I don't screw up too bad, I suppose I do okay for not having taken any lessons, but that also means I have a lot of bad habits. I wonder how many people read my nonsense, probably like two if I'm lucky, oh well, I get to vent, all is well in my universe. I can't believe that a year has already passed by, I wouldn't of been able to conceive being a big badass college kid at this time last year, and I have survived rather well. Sadly I'll be stuck in the dorms again next year, but I'll deal, it's cheaper and easier than getting an apartment, if you don't already know this cheap and easy are always on the top of my list. (hmmm.....that last statement could be interpretted in a couple of different ways) Well, now I only have 30 minutes left of work, maybe I'll do some gov't homework, or just sit here spacing out. I think the latter is more likely to happen. 8-P
Okay, now that I've wasted a minute of your time, I'll continue to do so cause I've still got 40 minutes left at work :o( and I've finished most of my stuff, as suprising as this may sound, I actually do get things accomplished. I'm participating in Artist Expressions tomorrow, I'm actually going to play some Disney songs on the piano, hope I don't screw up too bad, I suppose I do okay for not having taken any lessons, but that also means I have a lot of bad habits. I wonder how many people read my nonsense, probably like two if I'm lucky, oh well, I get to vent, all is well in my universe. I can't believe that a year has already passed by, I wouldn't of been able to conceive being a big badass college kid at this time last year, and I have survived rather well. Sadly I'll be stuck in the dorms again next year, but I'll deal, it's cheaper and easier than getting an apartment, if you don't already know this cheap and easy are always on the top of my list. (hmmm.....that last statement could be interpretted in a couple of different ways) Well, now I only have 30 minutes left of work, maybe I'll do some gov't homework, or just sit here spacing out. I think the latter is more likely to happen. 8-P
Random Challenge of the Day
Say "toyboat" three times fast (heck just try to say it once, sometimes that's hard enough to do)
Monday, April 5
A State of Silly Has Been Declared
Well, I got in trouble at work before for having too much fun talking about God knows what with my coworker. I have now been sent to another office so that his evil can no longer corrupt me. I can't even look at him right now or else I'll start talking again, or he will bring up another random topic and then more chaos will ensue. I don't know what my problem is today, but I'm more easily distracted than usual and very talkative at the moment. The ability to focus is not one of my strengths today, the only thing I think I could be productive on would be on one of my art projects, my attention span for anything else is about nill. I don't think I helped matters any by listening to Weird Al earlier, keep having stupid lyrics pop up in my head, and I keep singing the calypso song from Beetlejuice which I watched yesterday.
Today is now deemed the day of silly. All shall be silly and those who fail to comply will be smitten. "Shake, shake, shake senora. Shake your body line. Whoop, whoop, whoop senora. Rock it all the time." I still can't get Beetlejuice out of my head, and the cartoon was great too, too bad Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon doesn't show reruns. Wittle tear. I don't think I'm going to get much accomplished today, I can't even print from this computer, I have to send an email to myself and walk back over to my other computer which is with my "evil" coworker to get anything printed out. I feel like I'm five, and have been put in timeout, and I can't stop laughing to myself. I'm so damn retarded. This computer sucks, the monitor is too low, it's hurting my neck. Do I dare venture back to my office? Can I behave myself? Can I really? I'm going back anyways, this office is too quiet, I feel like being a "rebel" cause this is such a rebellious act.
(dramatic music)
Will the research assistant survive the rest of the day at work without getting the giggles, stay tuned for our next episode, "The Office of Dementia"
Today is now deemed the day of silly. All shall be silly and those who fail to comply will be smitten. "Shake, shake, shake senora. Shake your body line. Whoop, whoop, whoop senora. Rock it all the time." I still can't get Beetlejuice out of my head, and the cartoon was great too, too bad Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon doesn't show reruns. Wittle tear. I don't think I'm going to get much accomplished today, I can't even print from this computer, I have to send an email to myself and walk back over to my other computer which is with my "evil" coworker to get anything printed out. I feel like I'm five, and have been put in timeout, and I can't stop laughing to myself. I'm so damn retarded. This computer sucks, the monitor is too low, it's hurting my neck. Do I dare venture back to my office? Can I behave myself? Can I really? I'm going back anyways, this office is too quiet, I feel like being a "rebel" cause this is such a rebellious act.
(dramatic music)
Will the research assistant survive the rest of the day at work without getting the giggles, stay tuned for our next episode, "The Office of Dementia"
Sunday, April 4
Random Quote of the Day
It's not the size of the ship that counts, it's the motion of the ocean. While that may be true I know it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.
Count Spankula
I don't know if ya'll have ever watched "Codename: Kids Next Door" but it's really funny, they were just against Count Spankula and I thought the idea of a bad guy whose power is spanking was great. Last night I went to the semi-formal at my dorm, it was a luau theme and I actually danced, scary as that is, and had a reasonably good time. My sister called before and I'm going to eat dinner with her later, that's always fun. Damn room, always screws up my phone signal. Don't have much else going on this weekend, hmmm.....I think this entry will be cut a little short, I'll think up a random quote later.
Saturday, April 3
Can't Sleep No More
Weird, it's a Saturday morning and I'm up, and the time thing won't stay on central on this thing so it always says two hours earlier than when I actually write this crap. I actually went out last night, fun fun, it was this guy's B-Day that some of my friends knew and he was throwing an 80's party. There was a keg, but no drinking for me, I only drink with family, plus I like to make fun of the drunk people. It wasn't really a wild party, but a couple of my friends who had been drinking were dancing like idiots, but it was fun to watch. I looked great in my 80's garb, I reminded me of my older sister when she was in high school, flipped up collar, wild hair, bright make-up, sad thing is the outfit I wore wouldn't be too weird for me if I didn't have my collar flipped up, my hair wild, and not wearing so bright blue of eye-shadow. Well, still have to take my Art Appreciation test online, whoopie, and then I have to go work on my still-life sometime when the art building is open before they change it on Sunday, plus there is some other shit I have to do at some point in the near future.
I hope my sister and brother-in-law are doing okay, they just found out one of their friends is terminally ill and is not expected to live for over a week. Very shocking, my blessings go out them and their friend.
Well, on that note I guess I'll go eat some breakfast now (milk and cereal as always) and get cranking on my online test before I put it off any longer, no procastinating for me.
I hope my sister and brother-in-law are doing okay, they just found out one of their friends is terminally ill and is not expected to live for over a week. Very shocking, my blessings go out them and their friend.
Well, on that note I guess I'll go eat some breakfast now (milk and cereal as always) and get cranking on my online test before I put it off any longer, no procastinating for me.
Thursday, April 1
All By Myself
Well, my roommate's gone, my boyfriend disappeared, and my sister fell asleep on the phone while I was talking to her. Soooooo, now I've got this fantastic dorm room all to myself, yea. I suppose I could go to bed early, but guess how likely that'll happen. I guess I could just watch stupid tv shows, maybe play some video games, do some studying (haha). If the points were on Scooby Doo they'd be Velma. Wow, it's a Whose Line I've never seen before, that's cool. Damn, Colin just got some action with ex-WWF wrestler China, now Ryan gets some too (as he spanks himself), and now another great Colin and Ryan kiss, I wonder how many times they have kissed each other on this show, maybe just a few too many. (replace all p's with g's, and your on a gicnic at the nudist colony) Nice genis. You are going to gay for that. Would you like a gog? Gog? A soda gog? and some gringles? Once you gog you can't stog. Hehehe. I love that show, makes me laugh every time. Now it's Familly Guy time. Okay no more writing for me, this was kind of a bust. Blah.
I'll take the Rapists for 5,000
That's therapists Mr. Connery. What to do, what to do, what to do. Nothing is what I do, how 'bout you? I need to look up how to educate children with autism. Hey I'm very autistic, oh wait, I mean artistic (that was a bad joke). I went to an edible book thing in the Rare Book Room in the library, it was kind of interesting, people made food things incorporating aspects from books, I enjoyed one, I forgot the title, but it said "some assembly required" and it was a big dish of Alphabits cereal, I felt smart cause I got it right away, very few times do I feel smart, it was a nice boost. Getting over my tonsilitus a bit, though I'm having a hard time breathing, my throat is very constricted and I'm a little stuffed up, so I get out of breath when I'm eating and I feel like a loser. I'm excited cause I got $955 dollars from school, I'm not sure why, hope it's not a fluke, tomorrow I'll go check on my financial aid stuff, refunds are great. Damn, I'm thirsty again, I hope I get over this soon and I sure I hope I didn't get whatever my roommate had, that would suck royally. Well, I'll take another stab at doing some work, I can't wait to go to my art class, I want to finish the cow skull I was drawing, hope nothing moved in the still life, that's always annoying. Oh wait, here's something really stupid I thought up last night. Okay, I looked at the back of my bottle of lotion and it says "provides long lasting moisturization", but I just read it really quickly at first I thought it said "provides long lasting masturbation". Yes, I was taken a little aback as well, but it made me giggle. Suave lotion would get a nice market of buyers if they marketed that, but I'm sure more people would end up offended, oh well. Thanks for letting me waste your time, it's nice to waste others people's time other than just my own.
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