Cellphone

"Hello. Hello! I can't hear anything." "Well put the phone to your ear. " "But it's not open." "It's not that kind of phone!" "But it's not open." "It doesn't open. Stop trying to use it like a walky talky." "That's just weird." "No it's not, it's just not a flippy phone. Just talk on it like a normal phone, it's just smaller." Laughter throughout the whole ordeal and me and my sister have to pee, but my mom's just too goofy. Talk about technological illiteracy.