It's sad that whole families can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
Boxing is kind of like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
If you ever catch on fire don't look in the mirror, because I bet that's what really makes you panic.
If Sting retires will he change his name to Stung?
If you fall off the Sears tower, just go limp, because somebody might think you're a dummy and try to catch you, because hey . . . free dummy.
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